I thought I would share something that I keep at the bottom of my inbox. It's always there if I need to put a smile on my face.
I got this message on AIM from a co-worker way back in September of 2001:
dan: what's up
mark: I think that you gave me whatever you have
mark: I started getting dick last night
mark: feels like sinus
I'm pretty sure he meant “sick“ instead of “dick“, but it's definitely much funnier the way it was sent. Hope you enjoy it as much as I have over the years.