My wife and I were walking down an aisle at the Cincinnati Home & Garden show yesterday and heard the following from 2 couples in front of us:
Wife #1 (to wife #2): Mary, Hi, how are you.
Wife #2: Oh, Hi. I haven't see you in like two years.
Husband #1 (to wife #2): She's really aged a lot hasn't she?
Dawn and I both busted out laughing - I couldn't contain myself. I told her that I would have to remember that - she said she would slap the *** out of me if I ever said it.