Is there an age limit on getting a pony for Christmas? A man in his mid-thirties has as much right to a Christmas pony as a 8 year old girl, right? My wife says there is an age limit and I am well past it, but she doesn't know anything. I just wanted to get it from the horse's mouth. Ha, ha, ha - "from the horse's mouth". Horse, pony. You got that didn't you, Santa? If you tell me there is an age limit and I am past it then I will quit asking... eventually.
While I'm on the subject, is there a reason that you haven't brought me a pony yet?!?! I mean, come on, after thirty years of writing these letters every Christmas and asking for a pony you'd think that I'd have gotten a pony by now. What does a guy have to do to get a pony?!?! I couldn't have been on the "naughty" list every f----- year! All I want is one f----- pony - give a guy a break!! Oh, .... well .... um .... sorry for that.
How about a nice pair of wool socks then, or a lump of coal will work, too.
Next year I would like a pony. I promise I will be good.