5 posts tagged as "funny"

The Buy & Fly Fry Tax

The Buy & Fly Fry Tax

It has come to my attention that not everyone has heard of the “Buy & Fly Fry Tax”. I am shocked that there are people who have not heard of it - they must live under rocks. Please let me explain. Half eaten fries! Photo courtesy: EssjayNZ I am…

How a 2-minute task turns into an hour long comedy of errors

Why does Everything have to be so difficult? Nothing can be simple, everything has to be an Adventure. My little guy tells me before he leaves this morning that he would like to have his new Iron Man pillow case washed today so he can use it tonight…

The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

What wondrous specimen of perfection has the following ingredients list? Two (2) DiGiorno Cheese Stuffed Crust frozen pizzas Two (2) 12-oz packages of bacon One (1) egg One (1) pound of ground beef One (1) medium sized onion Two (2) cloves of garlic…

The best resignation letter ever!

http://blogs.crsw.com/mark/articles/325.aspx

human knowledge + porn

Ron Gilbert , of Monkey Island fame, writes: “I’ve always said, the Web is the sum of all human knowledge plus porn.“ Funny, but yet so true.