The Best @TFFRatio Requests
When I enabled the auto reply bot for TFF Ratio on Twitter, people immediately started having fun with it saying things like “@TFFRatio, how much to you love me” and “@TFFRatio - hit me”. Recently, though, a couple of Tweeps (Dan Rigsby - @danrigsby and Rick Kierner - @rkierner in particular) have taken the TFF Ratio request to a whole new level, practically making it an art form.
Following are some of the best TFF Ratio requests (in my opinion) over the last couple of weeks in no particular order:
DanRigsby @tffratio Thanks for help yesterday. You’re a life saver! 05:42 PM April 27, 2008
ninob @tffratio I’m off to bed, tuck me in please. 11:30 PM April 26, 2008
DanRigsby @tffratio Wanna grab a beer with @jmcwherter 11:12 AM April 26, 2008
mjeaton @tffratio “I feel like I’m Han Solo, and you’re Chewie, and she’s Ben Kenobi, and we’re in that f’ed-up bar. ” 08:51 AM April 26, 2008
DanRigsby @tffratio I need to pick up some pizza for us tonight. Dont be late. 06:06 PM April 25, 2008
DanRigsby @tffratio I had another dream about you last night. I can’t wait until I can finally hold you in my arms and feel the warmth of your body. 11:05 AM April 25, 2008
rkierner @TFFRatio what are you doing tonight? hell what are you doing for the rest of your life, let’s make this official! 08:54 AM April 25, 2008
fallenrogue @TFFRatio - am I cooler now that I’ve posted on TestDrivenSharePoint.com? 12:31 AM April 25, 2008
mikelikesbikes @tffratio will you please shoot me? I need shot. 03:37 PM April 24, 2008
alexmoore @TffRatio Am I still a twitter poser ? 02:59 PM April 24, 2008
dshultz @tffratio am I a whole number yet? 02:43 PM April 24, 2008
ninob @tffratio c’mon, kick me when I’m down 01:18 PM April 24, 2008
bnpositive @tffratio why do people talk to you like you’re not a bot or something? Wait! What did I just do? Oooops!!! 02:10 PM April 24, 2008
DanRigsby @tffratio I heard about your mom. You are in our thoughts and prayers :( 02:04 PM April 24, 2008
Psychlist1972 @tffratio am I more of a momma’s boy than @johnnystock? 02:42 PM April 24, 2008
jfollas @TFFRatio: Rumor has it that you’re dating @FortuneTweeter… Is this true? 01:16 PM April 24, 2008
rkierner @tffratio, good morning sweetheart, how do you like your eggs? 10:13 AM April 24, 2008
DanRigsby @tffratio Thank you for last night. You were wonderful! 07:41 AM April 24, 2008
rkierner @tffratio whatcha doing later, wanna grab a drink? maybe a dinner…see where it goes from there? 02:31 PM April 23, 2008
fallenrogue @TFFRatio - how am I doing now that I dropped all the spammers posing as real people? 01:14 AM April 22, 2008
ninob @tffratio lie to me, baby. 08:49 PM April 21, 2008
bnpositive @tffratio twitter guy, twitter guy who’s the fairest of them all? 03:10 PM April 21, 2008
mjeaton @tffratio “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. ” 09:30 AM April 17, 2008
stevenharman @tffratio, hit me up, bitches! 02:12 PM April 15, 2008
mjeaton @tffratio I’d like to thank the Academy and all the twitter spammers that are following me. 09:52 AM April 11, 2008
jthorndy @TFFRatio I already know I’m not cool so nothing you can say can hurt my feelings. 09:15 AM April 04, 2008
lazycoder @tffratio What’s my name? SAY MY NAME! 02:40 PM April 03, 2008